U-S-A! U-S-A!
Make sure you don't forget to rock your white jeans, because after Monday, it won't be white pants season anymore, and you don't want to be caught committing a faux pas, unless you are a badass and wear white jeans whenever the hell you want. On a separate note, I bet you never thought you'd read the word "badass" and "wearing white pants whenever you want" in the same sentence.
Monday is your last chance to dress in all white like you're waiting for someone to spill something on you.
Labor Day is also technically the end of cookout season, although I'm not going to come to your cookout and tell you you can't enjoy your PBR and hot dogs. This is America, and it's always PBR and hot dogs season.
If you really want to throw one last banger of a cookout though, this weekend is a great time to do it. Make sure you read the Farinelli's Guide to Cooking Out if you've forgotten all of our ace tips:
Most of all, be grateful that you're allowed to wear white pants and cook out this weekend, and it's all because of the amazing servicemen and women of the U.S. armed forces! If you know an active or retired member of the military, make sure you thank them for their sacrifice!
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